Something about apples and trees is probably appropriate here...

"Good morning, baby! How'd you sleep?"
"Mommy, those are not good words for the morning."
"Why not, Naughty? What's wrong with 'good morning'?"
"They're just not good words."
"OK....so what words should I use in the morning to say hello and wish you a good day?"
"There are NO good words for that."

Well...I don't have anyone to blame for that one except me.