Pop Quizzes!

I'm a pretty prolific Facebook user, and I usually update my status at least once daily.   Awhile back, I posted a status update that was a mangled phrase from my then-2-year-old and called it "Wee One's Pop Quiz".   Several of my friends/followers asked for more because they said they liked reading them and trying to figure them out, so I kept posting them.

I hope they weren't lying.

Anyway -- I think I'm going to put them here.   Wee One just turned four, so it's been making me chuckle to re-read those old baby-talk phrases.   I don't want to forget them.

They're super-fun.

Pop Quiz Phrases

1. When he asks for "go away", what does he want?


2. He shouted, "Wook!   A shoebox!"  What did he see?

3. When he says he wants to "wash wechin tree", what does he want to do?

4. If Wee One tells someone to 'use your lite ber', what does he mean? (hint -- he usually says this to Short One during very imagination-driven play)

5. What movie do you think he finished watching when he goes around saying, "Wee ha, Goboy!" ?

6. He picked up a pretty common phrase for kids -- what is he saying when he says "Uh-oh, bun-di-yos!"?

7. What's he having for dinner tonight? "Bundi-yee, chosh-sig, and a dwink!"

8. "Ba-pize!!!"

9. Wee One can't find his "ellowin" -- what toy has he lost?

10. He called someone a "rockin stinter" last night -- what did he say?

11. Singing..."Crinkle crinkle riddle car, how I how I what you are...."

12. Wee One's diction resembles the slurred speech of a drunken man most of the time...."Bresh yew!", "Bumrella"

13. "I tant do dat! I'm iddow!"

14. He's very excited because we're having "meewoof" for dinner. What's on his plate for tonight?

15. Wee One wants to see some 'dutchings'. What is he looking for?

16. He has pointed out to me that we're out of "boppers". What do I need to go shopping for?

17. Singing "the baby bumblebee" song..."I'm bringin' home mah baby bummelbee, won't my mommy peace about me....

18. He's eating "lunchables" -- what does Wee One have on his plate? (And no, it's not the pre-packaged lunchmeat/cheese/cracker combo things...at least not in this context)

19. "Mommy, Ba-pu hit me in the face with his elbow!" "Did not!" "Did too!" "Did NOT!" "You wanna knuckle swammich?"

20.  "Ho-wee ja-mo-wee, Mommy! Wook at all the SNOW!"

21. Wee One's Christmas pop-quiz: he wants more hangy-hangs. What would he like more of?

22. He's asking for a snack of "seer-row". What does he want?

23. Completely amused by his diction. On our way home from TKD, we saw two mertylcircles and stopped to get a hangabur for dinner.

24. "I fell way down from the slippy steps and I hurted my wegs and I'm not OK! Wift up my weg-sweeves and I'll show you!"


 ANSWERS BELOW











1. Gatorade
2. School bus
3. Watch 'Sesame Street'
4. Use your light saber
5. 'Toy Story' ("yee haw, cowboy!")
6. "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!"
7. Spaghetti, sausage, and a drink
8. Surprise!
9. Chameleon
10. Rotten stinker
11.  "Twinkle twinkle little star..."
12. Bless you, umbrella
13. I can't do that!  I'm little!
14. Meatloaf
15. Ducklings
16. Diapers
17. *self-explanatory*
18. Vegetables
19. *self-explanatory*
20. *self-explanatory*
21. Candy canes
22. Cereal
23. Motorcycles, hamburger
24. *self-explanatory*